The Bible...Necktie?

Okay, I suppose W.V. isn't classified as a truly southern state, and I'm sure it could not hold a candle in some regards to the deep south so endearingly referred to as The Bible Belt.  That's not to say there is an absence of good faith in these parts and rather, uh, enthusiastic preaching of the word. 


Apparently at Hobby Lobby, Jesus loves me.  Well, according to this guy anyway:

Blowing for Team Jesus!

 Now you can still be a good christian and a bad ass:

Don't forget to...

 

Your door?  I thought it was supposed to be your heart... ?

Look what I found next to the Circus Peanuts!

Mmmmm.....worship is delicious.  And tangy, apparently:

 ...I do now!  Thanks, W.V.